Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
NSA fun,I have 40f boobs and curvy.I am looking for genuine men who will not mess around and have what they say.And are generous and kind. Those of you out there that are timewasters are messing it up for those of you that maybe genuine, grow up.
Okay so abit about me I enjoy going out For drinks and having a laugh. Don't take life to seriously. I'm looking For someone who I can have a conversation with have a laugh and enjoy being myself with them. Not looking For a relationship but someone to chill with at the end of the day. I'm energetic fun and like a good laugh, I've got into a lot of...
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I am a fun loving girl who is looking for something to spice up a nice but boring life. I would love to hear from me who are looking for a discrete and mutually fulfilling experience.
A spontaneous,affectionate,sensual, romantic, playful, creative, female enjoying life to the full, after all life is not meant to be serious all the time so can I persuade you to bring some fun and laughter into my life?
I love to travel, exploring new places, Italy being one of my favourite countries to visit.
I am still enjoying what unexpected pleasures life can bring a country walk,a fabulous sunset, a kiss that takes...
Looking for someone local for regular discreet meets.
Well, I'm Looking to re discover myself and see what's out there....Not entirely sure what that actually is, ...but I'm going to have fun looking! Open for chats and email.....Go with the flow and see what happens, you never know we might meet...and we can take it from there x
Apparently I have to tell you what I want here, so I want a pony please...but it has to be pink, I want a pink pony. I should be more charitable and say I want world peace but after I've got my pony I will. Part-time fetish model, bit colourful, intelligent, ummmm, stuff...
Juliet seeks Romeo... *Oh wait, that's not quite right. Ummm...* Fucked up little deviant princess seeks her equally fucked up deviant Prince Charming. *Ok, that's capturing the moment more appropriately.* So.... Likes walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, cosy nights cuddling up in front of a movie. *Well, yes to all of those but that's not really enough now is it. So, let's think...* Likes dungeons, fetish clubs, over the...
A brief description about myself: I'm a chilled out girl that takes life as it comes. I like to keep fit but I'm not a gym bunny.. I love going out, spending quality time with people that can put a smile on my face and generally an open minded person. I do not reply to messages as ' fancy a fuck tonight' or from married old men so if you...
Lifes for living, not wondering what if !!! I'm looking for a regular friend with benfits BUT does that man exsist on here ?
I am look for some fun and have abit of a laugh
I'm looking for someone who can be discreet as I'm with a jealous husband but I haven't had any closeness especially sex for 5 years. Need to to get pleasure in my life as I am going to turn into a fat person. I like take chances love outdoor Is it to late to want some fun at my age I've got a lot to give to the right person.
I'm looking for a man, not a couple, someone who DOES NOT SMOKE and who knows how to have a bit of fun.if things developed further then fine.
Please don't contact me if you don't have a FACE PICTURE, it's the thing on top of your neck, not between your legs!!!
And please don't just send a wink, I'm afraid you actually have to be coherent enough to send a...
New friend sought Only seeking one quallity man only.I am very single but cannot accommodate, I do drive,am articulate,intelligent,fun,warm and caring... let's make this a summer to remember..... Seek seduction not smut Slow,sensual kisses,not snogs lol! Had an annus horribilis last year caring for my elderley Father so seeking a new friend to rebuild my confidence and social life,not felt sexy in a looooooong time!
I am tall, slim and looking for a discreet personal relationship, not one night stands. I can be very giving to the right person. I like to dress to impress and love stockings and high heels to show off my long legs and slim figure. By mutual consent I can be willing to try new things. I am looking for a man to spoil me in return for mutually rewarding...